I'm really getting hungry?
The service is really slow don't you think?
When we walked by the window earlier, those gals really had a nice spread for lunch?  and the fact they allowed dogs was a bonus...but I'm sorry we decided to come for dinner!  A person could starve waiting for a simple menu!
Did you notice they draw the blinds? I'd hoped we would have a nice evening skyline to add ambiance to our dinner?
How many times has the waiter passed us?  Are you counting? I'm counting, in fact I've lost count!  That's how many times, too many to count!
I wasn't going to say anything, but I think it was a bad idea you had for us to seat ourselves?  I always think it's a bad idea to seat ourselves when it says "please wait to be seated"
This is beyond ridiculous?  You'd think we were invisible?