We are currently seeking the following Cavaliers and One Cocker as Material Witnesses, we emphasize they are not suspects, merely witnesses wanted for questioning in the disappearance of Starbuck's I'ma Latte & Harrod's Regala Rugala last seen September 7, 2001 in Southern California.

PEBBLES  aka: Pebbles, Puff Puff, Blondie. DARBY O'GILL  aka: Darby Doo, The Darbster HARTSCONTENT WHO'S MCGWIRE   aka: Mackey Mac, Mac The Knife

We have one suspect in custody. Sal Monnelia. He was found at the alleged victim's home on or around the date they disappeared. Although he has denied any involvement in their disappearance, and in fact has implicated the other canines in the residence, he is being held because his drivers license expired. His trial is set for Wednesday.